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Eins, zwei, eins, zwei build an empire, very Prussian!
Exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens, and you go faster.

A jes ovo dobrooooo

Ovo mi se desilo, mislio slikati, ali eto, neko me preduhitrio






Citam neki dan, Sarkozi isao u posjetu nekoj fabrici, i dok on drzi govor iza njega treba da stoji 20ak radnika firme. Ali, uslov je bio, da niko od tih radnika ne bude visok, tj. da svi budu do njegove visine, da ne bi doslo do izrazaja njegova 'visina'. A isto tako, drzao neki govor valjda uporedo sa Obamom, i trazio da mu se postavi neko uzvisenje iza govornice, da ne izgleda nizak uz obamu. Lud je

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"Baš je dobro kada misliš da živiš u slobodi"

a Medvedev?

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Bio jednom jedan djecak, u ocevoj kuci, nad rijekom, koji je sanjao zlatne snove, jer nista nije znao o zivotu.

Izgleda da medvedev nema tih kompleksa:)

PreDoBroooo!!

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-I cant take his money, I cant print my own money, I have to work for my money. Why dont I just lay down and die
-I believe children are our future, unless we stop them now
-Einstein didnt speak until he was 3 and even then he could only speak German

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Srednjevekovni naucnik je tvrdio da je zemlja okrugla i da se okrece oko sunca. Za to je cula Sveta Inkvizicija i on beše izveden pred Sud i osuden. Kazna je bila strašna. Odveli su ga do kraja Sveta i gurnuli u ambis.

Kakve slike hahahahaha

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Zovem se Miroslav i pravim igračke.

18+

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Zovem se Miroslav i pravim igračke.

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Ja sam lav Istine, a ne lav strasti.
Moje djelovanje je svjedokom mojoj religiji.

Ma liberté

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prije rata nismo imali nista ...i onda smo re potukli i uzeli sve jedni drugima.

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

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You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
Sneak home and pray you'll never know
The hell where youth and laughter go.

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