Anakin je napisao:
Nema nista gore od tih pozara, medjutim ne stvaraju se oni sami od sebe...
treba te pozare gledati sa vedrije strane sto bi rekao Del..
Rodney: Come on Del, how can forest fires be good for Bosnia?
Del (To Trig): He amazes me you know Trig, he's got a GCE in Maths, and he still acts like a total wally-brain.
Del to Rodney: I'll tell you why this is good for the country, shall I Rodney? 'Cos the Government of Bosnia, RS will have to hire more security guards, more firefighters, more fire extinguisher service engineers,fire alarm service engineers, more people in Department of Horticultural Science,more landscapers. Thus lowering the unemployment figures. Plus, insurance company will need more people to handle claims that means redundant insurance clerks will be snatched from the dole queues and handed back their dignity. Right? Now these people may very well celebrate their good fortune by buying a new car and taking their wife and kids on a touring holiday round RS, Bosnia. This will result in a much needed boost to our ailing car industry (TAS, VW Vogosca, Kragujevac), higher revenue for Modrica oil company, petrol stations and a vital cash injection into tax revenue (will help to maintain the public works, e.g. public transport, street lights, roads, schools, water treatment, health departments, public safety and other benefits), into seaside resorts and depressed areas. On the other hand they may decide to take a holiday abroad, right, forcing foreign hoteliers, restaurateurs and bar owners to buy more RS, Bosnian beer, food and goods. This will result in higher export drive which, in turn, will be very good for our balance of payments surplus! Soon this country will be rich and famous again - the starving shall be fed, the homeless will be homed. Right?
Hahahahaha, orginalno.
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