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When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
Jack Bauer can touch MC Hammer.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Once Jack Bauer becomes governor of California, Mexico will have an immigration problem.
The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter.
Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.



http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

haha ultra mega giga dobro!!! svaka čast!!!

"If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef."

Prejako !

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

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Arte es mi vida.

najjaca!
a ono i za chuck norrisa je do bola!

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Pizzy sagt:
zlaja otiso u kurac
Pizzy sagt:
postao je umoran

Prejako.

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democraticus artis crastis individibidualis artis crastis libertas

Zasto sam ja tek sad cuo za Jack Bauera?

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Đuro je divan.

Ne izgovaraj njegovo ime tako olako. Izgovaraj sa strahopoštovanjem.

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"I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day."
- Douglas Adams

@bik
vierundzwanzig stunden

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Pizzy sagt:
zlaja otiso u kurac
Pizzy sagt:
postao je umoran

gotivno...jos kad bio znao ko je Jack Bauer bilo bi jos gotivnije

jack bauer je glavni glumac u seriji "24 sata"!

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Pizzy sagt:
zlaja otiso u kurac
Pizzy sagt:
postao je umoran

Glavni glumac je Kiefer Sutterland, a glavni lik je Jack Bauer.

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"I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day."
- Douglas Adams

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"Gvozdje se beve dok je svatko, a kad nije svatko onda... kuvac..." - Kovenko

A ja sam mislio da sam jedini.

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There are ways of saying what you think that make people think what you're thinking is actually more thoughtful than you actually think it is.

Pa zar niko nije gledao tu seriju?!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bauer

Haha, onakav sat ima moj stari, a ja imam plavi, poganiji. G-shok forefer!

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Đuro je divan.

Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
pwned

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Beckett: How come I never make friends like that?
McKay: You need to get out more.
Beckett: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?

Kasnije su taj Casio G-Shock zamenili MTM SpecialOps Black Hawk... prema tom satu je G-Shock nesto poput onog sata iz praska za ves. Valjda im je neko rek'o da ne ide G-Shock za junaka takvog kalibra

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"Gvozdje se beve dok je svatko, a kad nije svatko onda... kuvac..." - Kovenko

Sta ti oces da kazes, da G-shock ne valja? Bacicu te lavovima!

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Đuro je divan.

javi jack baueru sta je rekao

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life style, stile without life