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"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Safeguard the helpless, and do no wrong.Speak te truth always, even if it leads in to the death."

''Pride can stand a thousand trials, The strong will never fall.''

Resistance is futile...

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To be a Sith is to taste freedom and to know victory...

I will fight for my cause (goal)....or die trying !!!
I dont want to be like rest of you "ISTI"

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"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Safeguard the helpless, and do no wrong.Speak te truth always, even if it leads in to the death."

''Pride can stand a thousand trials, The strong will never fall.''

MAGAREĆA TEORIJA


Jednačina 1

čovek = jede + spava + radi + uživa
magarac = jede + spava

Znači:
čovek = magarac + radi + uživa

Odnosno:
čovek - uživa = magarac + radi

Drugim rečima:
čovek koji ne zna kako da uživa = magarac koji radi

Jednačina 2

muškarac = jede + spava + zarađuje novac
magarac = jede + spava

Znači:
muškarac = magarac + zarađuje novac

Odnosno:
muškarac - zarađuje novac = magarac

Drugim rečima:
muškarac koji ne zarađuje novac = magarac

Jednačina 3

žena = jede + spava + troši novac
magarac = jede + spava

Znači:
žena = magarac + troši novac
žena - troši novac = magarac

Drugim rečima:
žena koja ne troši novac = magarac

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Da zaključimo:
Iz jednačine 2 i jednačine 3 jednoznačno sledi:

muškarac koji ne zarađuje novac = žena koja ne troši novac

Znači:
muškarac zarađuje novac da ne bi dozvolio ženi da ispadne magarac,
a žena troši novac da ne bi dozvolila muškarcu da ispadne magarac!

Dakle, imamo:
muškarac + žena = magarac + zarađuje novac + magarac + troši novac
Konačno, iz dosada navedenih jednakosti možemo da izvedemo zaključak:

MUŠKARAC + ŽENA = 2 MAGARCA KOJI SREĆNO ŽIVE ZAJEDNO!

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Bio jednom jedan djecak, u ocevoj kuci, nad rijekom, koji je sanjao zlatne snove, jer nista nije znao o zivotu.

O čemu razmišljaju žene tokom sexa?
Kad imaju 15-18 godina, leže na leđima, gledaju gore i misle: “Joj, samo da mama ne sazna za ovo!”
Kad imaju 18-25 godina: leže na leđima, gledaju gore i misle: “Joj, samo da ne ostanem trudna!”
Kad se udaju, leže na leđima, gledaju gore i misle: “Joj, trebalo bi konačno okrečiti taj plafon!”

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

fejk google nije tolki diot!!!

Evo nešto iz zlatnog doba muškaraca kad se znalo ko je ko.

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"Možete biti najbolji forumaš i stručnjak, ali ako niste u sistemu forumske vlasti, sve je to zabluda."

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

A ja se pitam - a šta ako on pristane na to "odmah"??

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Kultne teme banjaluka foruma

Pa nista, odmah

To i jes' najcrnje

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Kultne teme banjaluka foruma

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

Hajd nek i to vidim bar u stripu.

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Kultne teme banjaluka foruma

neko hakovao vanjin profil

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I'm getting weaker, I'm getting thin
I hate how obvious I have been

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.

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Bubi frubi

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A jebem ti sunce

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Life is a very, very serious thing. I think we should all wear black and not talk to each other at all, that way we can learn more about ourselves. Also, we should cry more. That way we wash our eyes, so we can see better. Seeing is believing. I believe we should stop smiling; it gets on other, normal people’s nerves. Maybe we should sleep all the time, but not dream; dreams are so last week. Otherwise, I am cool.